but first let me take a stuffy shut up my name is Anthony and everyone keeps telling me I'm addicted to taking selfies with they must be addicted of being stupid because I hardly ever take selfies Anthony's life partner Ian is the only one that knows the full extent of Anthony's problem he invited us over to see if we could help before Anthony's addiction goes too far first off I'm not Anthony's life partner just to get that out of the way but anyway yes he is definitely addicted to taking selfies I mean every day he's taking shirtless photos of himself with his cat and what he's not at home he's taking shirtless selfies of himself with just other random cats on the street yeah I gotta get my cat selfie Anthony spent 17 hours a day deciding which filter he's going to use that's over 6,000 hours a week that's almost the same height as a brontosaurus I'm just afraid his problem is spiraling out of control hashtag Ian's talking smack he's even taking part in all the stupid new selfie trends hashtag after boob hashtag after workout boy hashtag after murder in an act of desperation ian has enlisted Anthony's girlfriend to help with the intervention my mom is not Anthony's girlfriend if I say it enough it might come true hashtag after marriage you'll be my son they've asked us to leave the room so they can have a heart-to-heart with Anthony but we stayed in the room anyway come on man please stop taking selfies I mean both of us are here because we want to help fine I won't take any more selfies give me the phone then thank you and that one Anthony has taken 565 gigabytes worth of selfies if gigabytes were hamburger bytes you could feed seven million midgets in New York City hamburgers aren't made of ham and that really confuses me Anthony's rehab is going kinda like shit all you have to do is take a picture of the food just like any normal Asian would I just need to take a picture of you with another person all right hashtag I gave that as a last ditch effort ian has decided to offer six US dollars to make Anthony stop taking selfies I like taking baths with six naked Persian mom doesn't know yet all right I cleared out my entire college fund what the hell are you doing I'm gonna cut my body off and take a selfie of my head just rolling around hashtag after cutting my body off don't be if you don't do this I'll actually be your girlfriend really really no Anthony this time you've taken it too far hashtag I love you hashtag not in a gay way all I ever wanted was for someone to love me hashtag not in a gay way promise me you'll never take another selfie again promise actually I'm totally lying I'm to keep taking selfies forever and get here because his hearing sucks what hashtag nothing you know I'm so glad Anthony finally got over his addiction maybe now he can actually contribute to society like I do by taking pictures of my balls who put these frigging balls in the way there we go perfect if you know someone who's addicted at taking selfies please send them this video before it's too late or just tell them to stop being such a narcissistic asshole hey guys you want to see bloopers from this video and this hashtag all aboard the scroll bow click the video on the left and if you want to see us play pokemon stadium for the n64 you have the original one click the video on the right you'll love it yeah you're Voltorb and your pants will use self-destruct and explode hashtag click the subscribe button and we'll love you till the day that we die we'll always love you and we'll write letters to you every day because we love you except we won't because we kind of love you but we don't know eww do I really wanna you did subscribe yeah that one's totally gonna trend on Twitter


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