Alec Baldwin Gives the Roasters a Taste of Their Own Medicine – Roast of Alec Baldwin

What a night. You all talked about me
berating the paparazzi, marrying a woman half my age, and so many other
memorable achievements. I’m glad you all had fun
and a sizable amount of TV exposure at my expense, but just–there’s one more
charitable act that I’ve done that
I won’t get credit for. I’m a generous guy,
so sharing the spotlight is my gift to all of you. But at the same time, I want
to set all of you straight. Not you, Sean. If your father couldn’t
do that, how can I? – [laughs] – Sean, you proved to the world
that gay characters could be successful
in prime time, and tonight you proved
once and for all that Neil Patrick Harris
wasn’t available. Sean, you have the face
of a ventriloquist doll and the asshole of a much larger
ventriloquist doll. Blake Griffin, my gift to you
is bringing awareness to whatever tragic skin disease
it is you have. [clears throat] You’re a remarkable man, Blake. I wish we were as close
as your eyes are. Blake Griffin,
tonight you demonstrated what you do best:
sitting while others score.


  1. This Baldwin is just more proof of the amount of scum that flows through Hollywood.
    Another casting couch graduate acting like he’s somebody .

  2. Alec , you suck tits !!!! Where in crisakes is Don Rickels? You guys think a roast is 2 slices of American cheese between a mattress .

  3. One of the Baldwin bros a long time ago was asked who was the toughest and he said hands down that Alec would kick the shit out of all of us…lol….Just tell him your not a reporter for goodness sake…

  4. I love how some people can joke around about race, gender and sexual orientation. But when some other people do it, they raise hell and screw up careers. Agenda much?

  5. These roasts have sucked since Greg Giraldo died. They fill these with nobodies. Why n the fuck was Bruce Jenner there. He looks like an orangutans placenta. I couldn't even look at the screen when it was on and its voice was even more disturbing. Other than that it was really lackluster. They need to get some real people on there,and they couldn't get one of Baldwins costars or friends besides Deniro.

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  7. Baldwin's the latest in a long line of stars who pay to have themselves roasted. It used to be you had the Friar's club invitation to contend with. And usually it was by that kind of invitation you got to sit and squirm. But these days it's self absorbed BS.

  8. My God, that was absolutely the worst Dais in roast history. Alec did fine, and Nicki and Jeff were fine, but they went full SJW retard with Caitlyn Jenner pushing the alphabet people narrative talking about how brave she is. Then Blake Griffen and Robert DeNiro were there because they needed 2 people who aren't funny at all for some reason.

  9. Alec, my condolences on your good buddy Jeffery Epstein. I know you miss those parties at pedophile island. Pedowood, your secrets are out. Tic tock.

  10. Jeff ross is an anomaly. He is a comedy legend that has inspired at least 2 entire generations of people. He knows every single famous comedian who matters… but No matter how much exposure he gets he still doesn't it doesn't benefit him. He's like the equivalent to trying to clean up a wet surface with an absolutely drenched sponge.

  11. Almost everyone was funny in different levels except for Jenner, but worst of all Adam Corolla. He freakin bombed bad! Ugh! Whining about politics and being a conservative, terrible stuff. Who listens to that nimrod?

  12. Could it be more obvious he's reading a teleprompter? Couldn't he at least look some of the time towards the people he's talking about?

  13. The people that should have been there besides Robert De Niro should have been Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, Kate McKinnon, Michael Keaton anyone who's had a long work history with this man, not Bruce Jenner or Caitlyn Jenner where the fuck he's calling himself now what relationship does he have she have with Alec Baldwin Blake Griffith that skanky slut Nikki Glaser know these people I've ever worked with him and barely know him so why are they there roasting him, back in the good old days of Dean Martin roasts everybody knew everybody that was getting roasted we're good friends that was the point it's your friends who supposed to roast you

  14. ROAST baldwin WITH A FLAMETHROWER!!πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯NICE THOUGHT!

  15. so sad for you, Alec. dumbest roast ever. you should be really mad at CC for trying to be funny…especially that Caitlyn Whatever.
    they used you. hope you got paid to show up. why else would anyone want to be roasted by people that dont even know you?
    pathetic! lets roast Donald Trump AGAIN! …that would be funny.

  16. Alec Baldwin is one of many I would love to meet one on one and see how tuff he really is, guarantee he bitches up, however I hope he doesn't, I'd love to smash his face in.

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