Boarding Order – Key & Peele

– Good morning ladies and
gentlemen, we are about to begin boarding South Northern Airlines, flight 34 to Grand Rapids. – Okay, excuse me, boarding group one. I’m gonna board in group one, excuse me, I’m in boarding group one. – And we would like to
begin pre-boarding with our first class passengers. First class passengers only, please. Next, our business class
passengers may now board. Okay now we would like
to welcome our Regal Alliance Elite members. Regal Alliance Elite members. Okay now all passengers with children. Anyone with small children,
you may board now. Okay we would like to continue boarding with uniformed military personnel. – What? Why can’t? This is, thank you for your service. Thank you so much for your
service, God bless you. – Thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. Alright people in wheelchairs. Any priests, nuns, rabis, emoks. – What, why do they get special treatment? – Assalamualalaikum. – I’ve never. That’s typical. – Any old people in
wheelchairs with babies. (baby crying) Any old religious people
with military babies. – What’s a military? – Thank you for your service. Jason Schwartzman. Anyone with a blue
suitcase you may now board. – Finally. – Nope, not you, sir. – Not me? This is a blue suitcase. – That’s a blue computer bag. – So you’re not gonna let me on then. Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn
it, damn it, damn it! God damn it! – Anyone who doesn’t seem cranky. Drunk people. We will now be boarding any drunk people. Drunk people. – Nope, it’s my bag. Sir. It’s. – Oh. Hello? Oh, hey Christian. Yeah, totally. Well you have your favorites
and I have my favorites. Okay. Call you later, chow, chow. Boarding group one. (dramatic music) – [Man] Jason Schwartzman! – [Man] Jason Schwartzman,
pick up your hand. Trying to find you, Jason. Jason Schwartzman. – [Man] I got him! I got Schwartzman here! Everyone, Jason Schwartzman’s fine. (cheering) We got Jason Schwartzman,
let’s rap it up people. – Boarding group one over here. Boarding group one.

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  2. Why American's thank military personal for "service" why are they serving ? USA has no external enemy's, only thing USA army is doing invading weaker countries in middle east & destroying them, taking their resources, I don't think it's a reason to be proud of your army

  3. Personally i always wait till near the end to board: yall cant take off unless i board cos my checked in luggage on board anyways

  4. I love it when Peele plays a white guy. I think he should try to do Bob Ross but I don't know how to make it a comedy or a horror comedy like they do. He would look like Bob Ross with a wig on.

  5. I watched this clip multiple times, but I just realized Peele saying, "Thank you for your service" to the military baby. That had me rolling!!

  6. Was prompted to watch this just now as I was waiting to board my flight… it made waiting through this agonizing experience a little more bearable.

  7. I never get why people want to be the first in boarding, we all arrive at the same time, seats are reserved and the lobby is usually far more comfortable than the plane (especially for guys with long legs like me…).

    The sketch was hilarious anyways πŸ˜€

  8. I liked the way the second baby was carried, like a package. We used to do that sometimes to our babies. It was funny.

  9. My headcanon is that during the flight he had an extended argument with the flight attendant about the "fasten seatbelt" sign.

  10. What's really the point in being first or last to board a plane? The plane doesn't start until all the passangers are aboard and all the seats have been assigened already. So there is no point in getting cranky because no matter if you board first or last you will reach you destination at the same time.

  11. So glad they did this one!
    I hated sitting there while the airline called every gemstone πŸ’Ž in the encyclopedia of gems! The diamond group, ruby group, sapphire group, then it was platinum members, gold members, silver members and then celestial bodies like galaxy, twin stars ✨ and … I was like β€œgah!” Just announce a completely different time for regular people boarding. They were even calling people that were bumped from previous flights. πŸ™„

  12. Passenger–
    …."So, you're not..you're not going to let me on then?"
    Airline Representative sips coffee extremely slow with pinky finger out……passenger waiting to board gets extremely pissed off….

    Airline Representative–
    …."Anyone who doesn't seem CRRRANKKYY"…..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  13. This happened to me and my girlfriend. Lady wouldn’t let us go together because she was Group C and I was Group B. We were sitting next to each other. So she made her go to the back of the line despite there only being a few more B group people behind us. Fucking cunts

  14. The nun hustling past…. classic πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈdrunk people

  15. Would have been a better twist if he got the last seat in the back of the plane and it turned out he was the only one that survived the wreckage.

  16. is this before bill burr?? or other way around??? same shit…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=810qddPcsqo

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