Dartmouth Geisel School of Medicine Second Look Parody Video

Open up First Aid, nah It’s Dartmouth, come on, turn it up It’s the start of the week but the party begins Cause we done Monday quiz so you come on in Make yourself at home, how you think I did? Chill, you know it’s pass/fail so cheers to this Sometimes you gotta study You know Dana’s where Iive But right after the quiz Shock that Bundle of His, His Welcome to Dartmouth We can take your vitals Even do a blood count We’ll be doctors no doubt Welcome to Dartmouth Say “ahh” stick your tongue out Show me where it hurts now Which lung do I take out? Welcome to Dartmouth Welcome to Dartmouth In anatomy you know that you wanna cut Open Netters and find that Thoracic Duct Put our white coats on, imma take your heart rate PCP or surgeon, I just can’t wait Sometimes you gotta study DH is where I Iive Late night page comin’ in Don’t know my penicillins, ins?! Welcome to Dartmouth Let’s go to the gym now M1’s like to work out She can’t even slow down Welcome to Dartmouth Tuckies lookin’ good, wow Let’s go out in downtown Will you pay my loans now? Welcome to Dartmouth Welcome to Dartmouth Welcome to the Upper Valley it’s wilderness But Geisel’s at the top, no you can’t contest Skippin’ class we all head out to ski Soon as we get back, bae’s schoolin’ with me Physio, On Doc, Biochem – PASS My notes are your notes, so no need to harass Lecture on double speed, I don’t go to class This is Geisel, just relax Welcome to Dartmouth We can take your vitals Even do a blood count We’ll be doctors no doubt Welcome to Dartmouth Say “ahh” stick your tongue out Show me where it hurts now It’s our time to go out

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