[MUSIC] >> All right. Here we go, Michelle. There’s coupons because you’re gonna
need these probably, it’s been a while. And you push the basket because
nobody’s gonna push it for you. >> [APPLAUSE]
>> CVS of course. >> [LAUGH]
>> CVS stands for cotton, vaseline and stuff. >> No it doesn’t.
>> [LAUGH] >> And- >> That’s not true. >> It does. Do you want anything from the-
>> What are these? >> That’s a personalized fan. >> This is a fan? >> It seems like it is. Let’s open it and see. >> [LAUGH]
>> This is new. Wait, don’t! Ellen, don’t open these up in the store. >> Why not? What if I don’t like it? Well then let’s put it back. No, don’t do that. >> Do you need coins? Because there’s a Coinstar over there. Ok? See this is so good, I’m preparing you. Let’s take a few. >> There. >> Ok, put them-
>> Wait! What if it’s- Ok,
what are we gonna do about this money? This is, we got $21. >> The first lady is now up to $22. $24.25. >> How do you know when it’s done? Wait don’t touch anything yet until this. $45.17. This isn’t cash. >> This isn’t cash. This is a rip off. >> [LAUGH]
>> What are we supposed to do? See, I told you.
You shouldn’t have put all those coins in there. >> Yeah, yeah, you’re right. >> We should have started with like this. >> You’re right. Is this the cash voucher? >> No, no, I know what that is. This is a debit thing. >> Do you have a debit card?
>> Ma’am, can you help us? >> Hi, I’m Michelle. >> This is Michelle. >> I’m Sapay.
>> Nice to meet you. >> What did people, they called you
Michelle before the First Lady? >> Yes. >> Okay, Shelley. We’re gonna call her Shelley. >> [LAUGH]
>> Shelley. You slide it in, and
then you put your PIN number in. >> [LAUGH]
>> Turn around. >> PIN number nine, five-
>> Stop it! >> [LAUGH]
>> Yeah, it was just hard to cover- >> Okay, checking? >> Michelle? >> [LAUGH] >> [MUSIC] >> Wait.
Bernie Sanders. No. >> [LAUGH]
>> It’s not. No. That didn’t look like
Bernie Sanders to me. >> Not at all. >> No.
You can’t get in here. This is locked. >> What’s so special about this stuff? We might break it. >> How do you-
>> I didn’t realize they got some. Let’s see. It doesn’t make a noise. Hello? Hello? We need help on aisle 2. >> [LAUGH]
>> Customer service on aisle two. Hi! >> Hi.
>> Good, hi! How are you? It’s nice to see you. >> Hi, it’s Shelly. Hi, it’s Ellen. >> There you go.
>> You know what? Sasha needed some earphones. I’m gonna get some for her. How much are these? I’m just picking up stuff. What are you doing? >> I’m just scratching your back. >> I’m trying to focus. >> Okay. >> [LAUGH]
>> Okay, I’m not really itchy. I am looking for headphones though. What do you think? Do you think, could you chill out on
the itching and help me with this here? >> [LAUGH]
>> Don’t scratch him. >> You know this is,
this is not how you behave in a CVS. Stop scratching him. >> [LAUGH]
>> Stop it. >> He likes it.
>> [LAUGH] It’s good. >> Did that feel good? >> Yeah, it sure did. >> It was annoying to me. >> We are gonna get it cheaper. [MUSIC] >> Okay. >> All right, here we go. >> Now, do you entertain trick or
treaters at your house? >> No.
I turn all the lights out and I-
>> Man. >> I-
>> You should- >> Close all drapes. [MUSIC] >> All right, magazines. Let’s see, who’s on it? Are you on the cover of anything? >> Let’s see if they have Essence here, okay? >> Here I am. >> There you are, with Rachel. What are you doing with Rachel? >> Do you have a magazine
I could be on with you? >> I thought you were my best friend,
no I have a television show. >> Here I am here we go. >> Do you want any of this? >> Wine in a box. >> Yep, wine in a box. >> How does this work? >> You just
>> How do you get it out of here? >> Like that. >> Wait really, where is the tab? >> Back here. >> We’re not going to open it man. We need cups. [LAUGH]
>> Get this one. >> No. [LAUGH] That’s not a cup,
that’s not an official cup to use. >> I think it is a cup. >> All right, six weeks after, you can
drink this for six weeks after opening? You are really not a good
person to shop with. >> [LAUGH] I’m a great
person to shop with. >> Does anybody know how
to open wine in a box? >> How do you open wine in a box? >> Have you ever had wine in a box? >> You with the baby, come over here. You need wine more than anybody,
you have a brand-new baby. >> So put the cup under so
it doesn’t start to pour on the ground. >> That’s a good-
>> And then you just turn it. >> Turn it. >> All right.
>> Yep, there you go. >> Okay, here you go. Who wants wine? Anybody, anybody, all right. >> [LAUGH]
>> That’s good, that’s good. What’s your name? >> My name is Jacquelyn. >> Jacquelyn. >> Yeah. >> Sign this. >> All right, Jacquelyn. >> Shelly and
I just signed the box of wine for you. >> You’re so nice. >> Ellen, look at this baby. >> Let’s sign the baby. >> [LAUGH]
>> Just sign the baby. >> You want us to sign the baby? >> [LAUGH]
>> Aw. >> Avery is beautiful. >> [LAUGH]. >> [LAUGH] She’s out of control. >> Don’t you want me to sign the-
>> You were about to head for the forehead. >> And then I go down, like that. >> [LAUGH]
>> My, thank you. Not, not no, don’t do that. >> Go to sleep. Go to sleep. >> You should go now. She’s up, you woke her up. >> Go to sleep little baby. Go to sleep. >> [LAUGH]
>> You’re scaring her. >> No. >> Thank you.
>> Thank you. >> You open it, you-
>> Michelle what kind of cream do you need for that rash that you
were telling me about? >> [LAUGH]
>> [LAUGH] The rash? >> [LAUGH] We need a rash for a rash that Shelley has. Where is the rash? What area were you telling me about? >> My shoulder. >> Lower than that. >> [LAUGH]
>> A book. >> Get this.
Lindsey Sands, Lady Pirate. >> Wow, look at this. >> Let’s read some. >> The water was flat as a looking
glass capturing the moonlight and stars that twinkled down from above and reflecting just enough light that
the ship gliding ahead- I don’t know. >> Alright, we’re gonna head
to self checkout over here. >> Alright.
Well wait. Do you know what you’re doing? >> No but I guess you scan it. >> Do you have your extra care card? >> Where are you? >> Do you have an extra care card? >> Jose? Jose. >> Alright, we’re checking out now. >> Jose, can you see? >> Yes, I can see. >> Jose, can you see if you can help us? We don’t know what we’re doing. >> I’ve never done self checkouts. >> Can you just give it to us? We are both very busy with… >> No, we’re going to pay! We’re going to pay. No!
No, we can’t take bribes, I work for the government. >> It’s not bribes,
it was just a question. >> And you could just set it here. >> I’m good at this, this is good. >> I’m good at bagging! >> Alright!
>> Please place your item in the bag. Please do not place your
item in bagging area. >> I think you’re too close to the bagging area. >> Okay. >> How do we know that we got? Okay, we got Macy’s card in,
but I don’t see the stub. [SOUND] Okay, here we go. >> There you go. >> I don’t wanna be too close. >> [LAUGH] Don’t be too close. You’re messing it up. You have to put the amount in. >> Sure. >> $10. >> $10, okay. >> Zero, zero, zero. >> Enter. >> Yes. >> Good job.
>> Are you bored Ellen? >> I sure am. >> Come on it’s fun, this is the process. >> OK.
>> There it goes! >> Alright. >> I’m getting tired, I’m so confused. >> Just hit no! >> Skip bagging? >> What are you doing? >> I don’t know, I just… >> We’re not done yet! >> I was angry. >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> Sorry. I just got sick of it. >> Finish and play. Okay. Why am I the only, did we pay for that? >> Uh-uh. >> [LAUGH] >> Man! I’m working really hard here, Ellen, and you’re just standing around.
I’m really exhausted. Here, take these. >> [LAUGH]
>> Okay, let’s put the magazines here. All right, who’s paying? I don’t have any money. >> Man. >> You have money? >> Yeah. This is a lot of work! >> Can you get my face on money? >> No I can’t. >> Why not? >> We don’t do that, you would
have to have done something grand! Like Harriet Tubman. >> I make the world happy every day. >> You should have freed some slaves. You know you’re really annoying. It’s like taking
a three-year-old to the store. >> Not everyone does everything for
you anymore. >> Well obviously not! I mean this was hard! Here just take this stuff. >> Thank you all. I’m gonna be back, 2017. I’m coming alone without Ellen. >> No, I’m gonna come back with you. >> [LAUGH]
>> This was so much fun. >> I’m not taking you anywhere, you’re. >> [APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC] >> All right. Here we go, Michelle. There’s coupons because you’re gonna