FIGHT CLUB THERAPY | Inanna Sarkis

I don’t know why you’re mad. You said she has a nice ass. Stop staring at it! What kind of crappy Dr. Phil thing is this? She has a 99% success way. Yeah, on scamming people. My parents were about to get a divorce and she saved their marriage. – Sick…
– All right everyone, settle down, settle down. We’re about to begin, okay? (Music) You can go sleep now. Thanks, Matt. All right, you guys are all here for one reason… To fix your relationships. Don’t look at her like that! Oh, I’m sorry! Oh, you’re trash… Relationships drive us crazy, right? You’re the one that’s crazy! You know what, I think you’re trash! I freaking love you. And you don’t get that, you don’t see that! You make me this way. They make us emotional. They drive us to do the most unthinkable things. YOU JUST SLOW DOWN! I’M DRIVING THIS WAY [incomprehensible]… OH MY GOD! Okay, maybe we do need this. You think! I swear to God I would f— you up. Today, we’re gonna help you fix all that. Remember… Anything can happen here at the zoo. For the first demonstration I’m gonna need Bill. Bill! (snaps fingers) Okay, Bill is goo- Can you relax I’m not gonna hurt you. Billis is gonna help me reenact a typical relationship scenario. Ready? So Bill. How was your day? You didn’t call me last night. Uh, yes, I did. No, you didn’t Bill. Oh, he’s lying. I know that trick. My phone was dead. AND WRONG ANSWER. Oh! my goodness! Oh my God! Oh, wow. Rule number one. Remember you have to be a hundred percent honest with each other. A woman can’t handle the truth. You don’t actually, like, believe this shit… Oh shit! ow! Oh… Oh, that felt amazing! See she has a lot of anger built up inside her. Aah! Should have tried this a little while ago. Tell him how you feel! Chill, Okay get off get off get off get off Okay all right Demonstration Two Bill How did you enjoy your night last night? Did you have fun? Yes? That was with the boys? Oh, that’s weird Who’s the girl you were with though? What girl? the girl my friend said she saw you with at the club last night dancing? I have no idea what you’re talking about. Okay…(quietly) doesn’t know what I’m talking about. (exclaims) (knees in the stomach) (karate chops in the head) OOOOO… Ooo son (exclaims into air) pick us! Rule number two if you’re gonna cheat break up. OO…I have been waiting for this shit for months! No, no violence is not the answer on this one. Thank you. Come on. We’d totally beat shit out of him. (pushes into chair) I have something better. Okay, I like this hey hey! You know there’s no music, but I’m okay with this. I just want to let you know my safe word is (unintelligible) It’s a little hard to say ju- Shut up! Okay, this is what’s going to happen “you aggressive” your beautiful girlfriend over here is going to flirt with this awesome hunky guy. While you sit here watch okay? Come again? What? Yes Come to me you big thick brick of filet mignon Hey hey, “stop it” get a piece of your own medicine. How about that? Huh? How about that? How does that feel? How are you feeling right now? That’s how girls feel when you cheat on them? No it’s not totally different I didn’t do it in front of her let me just lick em up, you know what enough enough!. I’m done get get me out of here. Yeah, I feel bad for you “look at that” no, I don’t. Huh! does this make you feel uncomfortable, huh! bet you weren’t thinking ’bout that when you cheated on me huh? (snaps) Hey! you get out of that man’s shirt now! Look at that! Look I am twerking on him! “I SWEAR TO GOD” You can’t do this you know why? Cause’ YOUR A WIMP! Sometimes you tend to be a little controlling. We have to just.. let our men decide. Bill what movie do you want to watch tonight? Uh you can pick it (whispers) “are you crying” you can’t no no no I insist “babe you do care about me” You decide what movie does Bill want to see? um Fast and Furious. Aww Not such a great movie, but you know what I’ll watch it because you want to see it. Okay. Thanks bill You’ve been such a doll. We’ll see you next week (pushes away wheelchair) All right So rule number three just don’t control your man, so I’m Joanne Brown, and I hope you don’t think it’s too soon But I thought couples therapy would help before we got the wrong start, what he wants is something that is completely Gluten free a very small amount of alcohol my first husband was an alcoholic and did’nt like it…Really express yourself Tell her how you really feel I’ve been experiencing you as a Overbearing shrew well let me start off with a scotch if you don’t mind the beef stroganoff special sounds good to me and for the dessert a hot fudge Sundae whipped cream. She’ll have some lettuce aaaaa (shriek) vinegar on the side moving on Oh gosh what a long day, Oh thank you these guys suck at relationships Hey babe, uh I just want to… Can you uh why did you uh SPIT IT OUT ALREADY! Ellen called and she wants to reschedule for tomorrow. Okay put in my calendar? Oh wait one more thing. Yeah, you know those grapes I like the big ones with the seeds inside Can you take out the seeds put them in a bowl so I can eat them seedless? Oh? Yeah for sure? Yeah, of course. Thank you. Love you, sweetie toots. (Music) Aww Babe forget about the grapes this massage i- Hey! Shane What are you doing here? I told you not to come to my work didn’t see you I know you did, but I have a boyfriend and you should really HEY! Go! Hey! hey hey hey hey Who…Who the hell is this? This is just a client babe relax. Client? Client. BS That is not a client! You know I’m sick and tired of you be willing me. (snorts) I guess somebody needs therapy. (Laughs) Just so you all know well. While she’s trying to fix your relationships ours is crumbling “think Im gonna go now”. Okay. Bye No, no no no no, no you’re gonna stay right here and listen to all this. You know what fine fine You want to talk about personal things let’s just let it out. You’re not emotionally there for me That’s why I’m with this cutie. Because he listens to me when I have to talk! Listens to you? You know what you are the meanest Scariest-looking person in the world, I mean look at you, you’re wearing black you Got black gloves what are you gonna rob one of us? I scare you? Yes! (cuts to people sitting) here your consent forms. remember Anything could happen here to zoo. This means for you to you’re supposed to be on my side. You know what? I really wish invited my ex-girlfriend. (Mutters) LET ME AT HIM (Beat Drops)

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  5. Ahh ur trash is what I say to my boyfriend EVERY SINGLE DAY

    Jk I don’t have any friends or a boyfriend

  6. Innana where have you been man,this video would’ve helped in when I was in relationship.anyways I dumped him tho

  7. I want to Join the fight Club Im still a kid but Im kinda strong Im stronger then my big brother and some people XD

  8. β€œHey hey you get out of that man’s shirt right now!”
    β€œLook at that I am twerking on this man upside down”
    Bruh this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  9. I agree with Katie she is like an actress. Shes just so good at it and makes it look so real.I really enjoy it! Who else thinks Inanna is badass? PLEASE GO TO ACTINGG! I will watch EVERY movie you are in that is how much I admire you.Just liking without watchinggg! Your beautiful no matter what!!

  10. I like your videos I really like your videos you guys his videos are so funny and Kayla's funny playlist funny and you are funny

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