Inside Amy Schumer – Skip Therapy

( Amy )
Thank you for
coming over. I’ve never
seen him this depressed. You know, I think it
hits men especially hard when they’re unemployed. Yeah, but even
worse than that is the new therapy
that he’s on. Hey, Mark. Oh, hey, Colleen. You need help, you want me
to get you something? No, I don’t need help,
I’m not five. Where’s my
lucky glass? It’s next to
the books. I’m at the books. I see it right
in front of you. Oh, I got it,
it was at the books. Why is he skipping? That’s the therapy. The doctor told him
to skip as a way to
trick himself into feeling happier. Yeah, you know, I think
I saw something about this on that show
“The Doctors.” I only saw a little bit because the show’s
unwatchable. Hey, babe, I’m sorry I, like,
was curt with you, but I’m feeling
a little better. I think this is starting
to work. I’m starting to,
like, feel it. Great,
that’s great, babe. Hey, I’m gonna go upstairs and watch some of
my karate movies.
Okay. Bye, Colleen.
♪ Ho-ho, he got it. Whoo!
Close. That guy’s
got my number today, huh?
Yeah. Why don’t
you try running? Here. He’s fast
like a cheetah.
Babe, babe! I’ll get that later. ♪♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, let me…
Yes. Nothing’s
too good for my princess. Now you eat up. ( whispering )
Stop skipping. Babe, I feel, like,
lately things have been
a little off with us. Mainly you. Mainly me. So I, um, talked
to my psychiatrist and he wrote you this
prescription. Don’t be mad. The Electric Slide? ♪ You can do it ♪ Look, are you gonna stop
skipping anytime soon? I don’t know. Are you ever gonna try
The Electric Slide? No. Why can’t you be
happy for me? Look, I don’t think
I can do this any more. Oh, my God!
I got it,
I’ll get it No, Mark,
it’s too dangerous! ♪ ♪ ( video game sounds beeping ) ( girls singing quietly ) ( girl )
Whoo! ( girl )
Oh, yeah! Come on, man!
Whoo! You the man! Thank you. Bye. ( grunting ) ( groaning ) Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I love you.
I love you, I love you. I’m so sorry.
No, I love you,
I’m sorry. I’ve been such
a jerk– I love you. I’m gonna throw out all
my Aerosmith T-shirts and– No, I’ve never liked those
shirts but I support you. You never have to talk
to my mother again. I already found a way to
kind of stop talking to her. I love you so much.
I love you too. Baby–
I’m sorry to
interrupt, folks. That was the bravest
goddamn thing I have ever seen
in my goddamn life. Goddamn. Call me? We could use a guy
like you on the force. Screw it. You got the job.
( gasping ) Oh, my gosh! This is the best day
of my life. Our life. ♪ Hey, you learned
The Electric Slide. Uh, wait, it’s gonna
take me a second. Okay.
You can just… Come back?
Yeah, let’s head it back. Ooh. ♪ Maybe we should
just take a cab.
Yeah, do you mind
if we take a cab? Yeah.
I’m just so tired. I’m into this
but I’m just tired.
No, no, no,
it’s a good idea.


  1. I don't know what kind of crazy stereotypes you have, but I'm not familiar with "black people are always throwing barrels at skipping men".

  2. Aha, Ive found the show's weakest point is that it usually doesn't know how to end sketches well, but this one went pretty darn well!

  3. Skipping must be damn good cardio.

    The music from the 1 week later segment made it that much funnier.

    Skip, skip, skip to my lou…

  4. This one had me crying from laughter! Amy looked hilarious at the end doing the electric slide. She was perfect! Ha haaaaaa!

  5. Amy Schumer in one sentence…
    That's all there is to the show.

  6. Maybe, if people bothered to check the facts and find out just how many people have been helped by Skip Therapy,
    they'd be less quick to mock?
    Skip Therapists estimate that they prevent more suicides than psychiatrists and psychoanalysts combined.

  7. Haha noticed how he immediately hated it when she started doing it 😅 he needed to wait for her and she was sloppy 😅 let's take a cab.

  8. And the thief just had to be black…
    We hardly ever see any black people on Amy’s sketches, and when we do, this is how they’re represented

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