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there are many debates in life that don't really have answers could LeBron have beaten Michael Jordan could Mike Tyson have beaten Muhammad Ali could Bert beat Ernie I know they're friends but there's real anger there folks and of course one of the biggest questions of all could Donald Trump have beaten Obama in a race not a footrace we know the answer to that question a campaign race and we'll never really know but thanks to this year's midterm elections we get to see what a race between the two of them might have been like because this weekend with just eight days with just eight weeks on eight days you guys like eight days away it's not eight days away yeah because this weekend with just eight weeks until voting day the former president decided it was time to get back in the ring tonight Trump versus Obama the former president blasting his successor by name in a rare and fiery midterm message by the time I left office household income was near its all-time high and the uninsured rate had hit an all-time low and wages were rising and poverty rates were falling I mentioned all this just so when you hear how great the economy is doing right now let's just remember when this recovery started you guys you guys realize what this means right it's on President Obama vs. President chump the leader versus the tweeter yes we can versus way to time and you know Donald Trump's not gonna stand by and let someone take credit for their own achievements no no no he's gonna push back and he's gonna do it with flair so I have a list and the list goes on and on it's four pages of things that the Trump administration has accomplished in a short period of time each dot is a thing okay and some of those things are very big things and then I have three more pages two more pages just like this okay but isn't this much isn't this much more exciting than listening to President Obama sir yes I guess this is exciting the same way I'm sure it was exciting to be on the plane that Sully lived rounded on the Hudson River I was like it's gonna be a movie because sing Trump and Obama back-to-back ready shows the contrast between these two right they couldn't be more different it's like night and day like ebony and Anarchy I mean listen listen to how they each talked about health care there's sabotage of the Affordable Care Act's already cost more than 3 million Americans their health insurance and if they're still in power next fall you'd better believe they're coming at it again what happens I said if the entire world decides to go to California because they get free health care free medical care and free education California has just increased in size to five hundred million people [Applause] California has just become one really large person what you talking about witness I've heard a lot of criticisms about Obamacare but I can say if you say I've never heard that it's gonna morph estates into a very giant person like and while while most people would prefer a president who's articulate and has a command of the issues there are times when you have to admit it's definitely more fun to watch Trump each time we painstakingly pull ourselves closer to our founding ideals that all of us are created equal the status quo pushes back sometimes the backlash comes from people who are genuinely if wrongly fearful of change he said what do you think of President Obama's speech and I said I'm sorry I watched it but I fell asleep I found he's very good very good for sleeping I I hate to say it but Donald Trump is right Obama is great for sleeping because when he was president we all slept so good but now now that trumps in charge we all lie in bed awake every night trying to figure out how the California turned into a giant man does he get one vote in the Senate all the people inside of him did they leave before it happened so many questions I can't sleep and now look Trump may have beaten Obama on the entertainment part but when both men commented on last week's secret House White House op-ed in The New York Times it is safe to say that Obama beat Trump on the English pots there are people inside the White House who secretly aren't following the president's orders that is not a check they're not doing us a service by actively promoting 90 percent of the crazy stuff that's coming out of this White House and then saying don't worry we're preventing the other 10 percent the latest act of resistance is the op-ed published in the failing New York Times by an anomalous really an anomalous that was colored [Applause] yeah yeah I could honestly listen to Trump try to say a mother mesh for the rest of my life it sounds like a dope new migos track is like Mohnish madmen in the mine i miss em I never miss yeah Mitch please please don't get me wrong don't get me wrong Obama's not always in Professor mode right when he needs to he knows how to hit Trump where it hurts we're supposed to stand up to discrimination and we're sure as heck supposed to stand up clearly and unequivocally to Nazi sympathizers how hard can that be saying that Nazis are bad yeah Obama's got a good point just say it Trump yes she's a sir Nazis yeah I guess that's fine people on both sides look I'll be honest I don't know why Obama is wasting his intellect on Trump like we're living in trumps world now right this is not the time for some well-crafted speech that appeals to our higher nature this is time for a roast Obama Obama should just be on the campaign trail dissing Trump every day cuz Trump knows how to deal with nerds but what he can't handle is swag yeah Obama should just be out there like this guy can't even say anonymous I remember when presidents could speak the language of the countries they were from [Applause] Trump Trump's presidency such a disaster makes me glad I still have my Kenyan citizenship and and did you folks read the op-ed nobody respects this guy I bet they don't even take his orders at the McDonald's drive-through he says I'll have the chicken McNuggets they say bitch you're getting the salad

41 comments

  1. Does this orange SOB even read the script if someone wrights one or does he make up stuff I mean really he had a so called list three pages of "things that have been accomplished" never said what one of them was

  2. Trevor noah should be happy that trump is the president otherwise he surely wouldn't have a job ………..just saying he 's getting the bread off trump

  3. Love Obama. He DID pull us out of an economic crash into moving forward into economic success. douchebag (trump, loser) rode on Obama's coattails to claim credit for all of Obama's hard work. Hard work. Something trump knows NOTHING about.

  4. Not only Americans but also people of other countries were worried when president Obama left the presidency… Its turns out one president can get only two terms is not good at all.

  5. The Kenyan was the worst thing that everrr happened to our Republic.. because dumbasses like Trevor drank the Islamic socialist Kool-Aid.. then spewed it out onto the masses. Somewhere..Joseph Goebbels is smiling.

  6. I don't like Trump at al but I wanted to say don't say ALL Trump supporters are bad, they are human too and they have voted for what they thought was right. I am not defending Trump at all but just some of the supporters who have a decent mind.

  7. Donald Trump is right about California and believe me is not a good thing when people that work and want to make an honest living are struggling to go to work and make an honest living like me 5/5/2019 12:00pm

  8. Trump smashed the shit out of Obama’s punk ass, you literally have to be stupid to believe otherwise. You don’t have to like him to see it. Obama care was a trap and a failure. And 2020 is going to be delicious 😋. Get woke go Broke bitshes!!!!

  9. (@4:51) I know of one group of US citizens that haven't been sleeping well and in particular will never wake up. US Ambassador to Libya, Christopher Stevens, and three other US contractors. Ten other US citizens were wounded because of Obama's choice of Hillary Clinton to be Secretary of State.

  10. Jesus Christ listening to Trump is like listening to a 5 year old who still doesn't understand the basics of language.

  11. I can hardly wait till I can get a good nights sleep. Lets vote for someone that can speak English and possibly read at a 6 th grade level.

  12. Noah and Obama need to work together and then go on the road. If p45 "can't handle swag", Noah's the writer for the job.

  13. That's true. There is no saving trump from his dump. I feel so sorry for him and for the american people. He has been the subject of shame and ridicule the moment he spoke on tv. People around the world doesn't respect him as a person or him as a leader of his country. And hell, Pres. Putin doesn't give a shit about him either. They may be both villains but at least Putin presents himself as the leader of his country not much like trump who looks amd speaks garbage.

  14. why does trump always look like an impersonate himself?.. but it looks like it's exaggerated…

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