thank u, next – (NYU School of Medicine parody)

Thought I’d end up with debt
Now tuition is free Used to go to the lectures
Now I watch at twice speed Made it to January
and for Mel, I’m so thankful Wish I could say thank you to Vicky
Cause she is an angel One taught me love
One taught me patience And one taught me pain Now, I’m so amazing
I’ve learned and forgot But that’s not important
Cause look what I got Look what you’ve taught me
And for that, I say Thank you, next
Thank you, next Thank you, next Done with preclin, time to hit the wards Thank you, next
Thank you, next Thank you, next
I’m so ready Spend more time with my palette
Trying hard to do somethin’ Going on rounds
We having patient discussions I know they say I present too fast
I’m just trying to pass Saying “I don’t know, I’m sorry”
I’m so good at that Put on the glove
Examine the patients Use OLDCARTS for pain We’re still in training
Two years till I’m done So close to my MD
But still have Step 1 Spend more time researching, and for that,
I say Thank you, next
Thank you, next Thank you, next
I’m so very grateful for my class Thank you, next
Thank you, next Thank you, next
I’m so very grateful for my class Thank you, next
Thank you, next Thank you, next One day I’ll walk ‘cross that stage
Holding all my diplomas I’ll be thanking my friends
Cause we grew from the trauma Only wanna do it once, real glad
The past is the past God forbid something happens
I really hope that I match I’ll do what I love
Care for my patients Treat all their pains
Reading off tracings At times I seemed lost
But there’s no place I’d rather be This calling I’ve found
After all this soul searching And for that, I’ll say
Thank you, next Thank you, next
Thank you, next I’m so very grateful for my class
Thank you, next Thank you, next
Thank you, next I’m so very grateful for my class Thank you, next
Thank you, next Thank you, next
Yee Thank you, next
Thank you, next Thank you, next
Yee

2 comments

  1. I think this is the cutest video ive seen all day lmao 😂 congrats future Doctors! I hope to attend NYU Med one day! 🙂 the Mean Girls dance part was amazing xD

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