The Five – Wednesday, September 19

Neil: CHARLES PAYNE WAY AHEAD OF THE CURVE. ♪ ♪ Greg: I AM GREG GUTFELD WITH DR. NICOLE SAPHIER, JUAN WILLIAMS, JESSE WATTERS. A STAPLE IS FOR BALANCE BEAM. DANA PERINO. “THE FIVE.” MUSIC. THIS WEEK, POLITICS WANDERS BLINDLY ONTO A GRIM UNKNOWN PLANET WHERE HALF THE WORLD IS GUILTY. GUESS WHO IS PERPETUATING ALL THESE KINDS OF ACTIONS? IT’S THE MEN IN THIS COUNTRY. I WANT TO SAY TO THE MEN IN THIS COUNTRY, JUST SHUT UP AND STEP UP. DO THE RIGHT THING. FOR A CHANGE. Greg: MAY BE THE RIGHT THING IS TO NOT GENERALIZE, AND UNLESS OF COURSE INCLUDE YOUR HUSBAND IN THE MEN OF THIS COUNTRY. SPEAKING OF HUSBANDS. YOUR HUSBAND CONCERNED AT THE TIME THAT HE NEVER REALLY HAD DUE PROCESS TO DEFEND HIMSELF AGAINST ALLEGATIONS. HAVE WE LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT DUE PROCESS, NOT JUST FOR THE ACCUSERS BUT THE ACCUSED. YOU HAVE TO TAKE EACH OF THESE SITUATIONS SORT OF ON THEIR OWN MERITS. YES, THERE SHOULD BE DUE PROCESS FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED. I THINK THAT’S WHAT DR. FORD IS ASKING FOR. SHE’S ASKING FOR DUE PROCESS. SHE’S ASKING THAT THERE BE AN INVESTIGATION. Greg: THAT WAS GENIUS. SHE SPUN DUE PROCESS FOR HER ACCUSED BILL INTO DUE PROCESS FOR ACTOR FORWARD. I HAVE TO HAND IT TO HER. TODAY THE BURDEN IS ON THE ACCUSED TO PROVE ONES INNOCENT. EVEN WITH AN EVENT DECADES AGO THAT’S UNCLEAR EVEN OF THE ACCUSER. SO NOW THE DEMS HAVE GONE FROM BORKING ONE MAN TO BORKING THE SYSTEM. IF SAYING THAT THE ACCUSED IS PRESUMED INNOCENT SEEN AS PROGRESS, WHY NOT JUST RELY IN MEMORY? THE MEDIA THINKS IT’S FOOLPROOF BUT IS IT? HILLARY DIDN’T BELIEVE 18. BRIAN BRIAN WILLIAMS BELIEVED EVERYTHING HE SAID ON TALK SHOWS. MEMORY IS FALLIBLE FOR ALL. THAT IS FOR ACCUSER INDICATES. IT IS SHOCKING HOW FAST THE MEDIA FIRES WHEN THEY SEE THE DESIRED MOVING TARGET. AFTER SITTING ON IT FOR MANY MONTHS, FEINSTEIN GAVE THAT TARGET TO THEM. BUT SAYS THE MOB, LET’S NOT RUSH THINGS. WE ALL DAY. THEY TWIRL THEIR ROBE. THE MEDIA, THEY SWARM. AT HOME, DO THEY LOOK AT THEIR SPOUSE OR KID AND THINK WHAT IF THIS EVER HAPPENS TO THEM? PEOPLE LOVE SHAKESPEARE’S TRAGEDIES BECAUSE YOU CAN GO HOME AND SAY I’M GLAD I’M NOT JULIUS CAESAR. IT MADE YOU WELCOME A HUMBLE LIFE. NO MORE. TODAY WE ARE ALL CAESAR, FACING A MOB ARMED WITH TRESPASSES SHAPED LIKE DAGGERS AND MICROPHONES. ALL RIGHT, JESSE. WE NEED TO HEAR FROM HER, DON’T WE? Jesse: WE DO. I DON’T THINK WERE GOING TO. I THINK WHAT HAPPENED WAS, THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO TAKE IT TO A CERTAIN POINT AND THEY REALIZED THIS WOMAN WAS GOING TO HAVE TO TESTIFY MONDAY, THAT WAS WAY TOO SOON FOR THE DEMOCRATS BECAUSE THIS WAS A DELAY TACTIC. THIS IS A REALLY DIRTY BUSINESS. FOR THAT REASON, TODAY, I’M WITHDRAWING FROM CONSIDERATION FROM THE SUPREME COURT. [LAUGHTER] IT’S UGLY. THEY ARE DESTROYING THIS GUY’S LIFE, I WANTED TO GIVE FORD THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. ON MONDAY AND TUESDAY, I’VE BEEN SAYING I BELIEVE SHE BELIEVE SOMETHING HAPPENED. SOMETHING MAY HAVE HAPPENED HER THERE WAS A POLYGRAPH INVOLVED. I DON’T WANT TO CAST ANY DOUBT ON HER ALLEGATIONS BUT THE WAY THEY ARE DRAGGING THIS OUT NOW IT’S BECOME SO POLITICAL, GREG, THAT IT’S GOTTEN AWAY FROM THE ACTUAL ALLEGED CRIME. NOW IT’S ABOUT THE PROCESS AND THE NOMINATION OF THIS GUIDE. SHE’S NOT DOING THINGS COMMAND THE DEMOCRATS ARE DOING THINGS IN A WAY THAT PEOPLE WOULD IF SHE WAS A TRUE VICTIM. IF YOU GO OUT AND YOU SAY THE FIRST THING, YOU HEAR KAVANAUGH’S NAME, YOU CALL “THE WASHINGTON POST” AND THEN YOU CALL YOUR CONGRESSWOMAN AND THEN YOU CALL DIANNE FEINSTEIN AND YOU SAY YOU DON’T WANT TO COME FORWARD BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE ANONYMOUS BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU TAKE A POLYGRAPH TEST, AND WHEN THEY ASK YOU HOW DID YOU PAY FOR THE POLYGRAPH, YOU DON’T SAY HOW YOU PAID FOR IT. AND THEN YOU HIRE A CLINTON FUND-RAISER AS YOUR LAWYER TO REPRESENT YOU. AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS SOME BEHIND THE SCENES STUFF WERE BRIAN FALLON, WHO WORKED FOR HILLARY CLINTON, HAS TEAMED UP WITH PAIGE HERWIG, WHO WORKED FOR DIANNE FEINSTEIN, THEY HAVE RAISED MILLION DOLLARS A LOT FROM GEORGE SOROS TO FUND A GROUP CALLED DEMAND JUSTICE. DEMAND JUSTICE IS THE MAIN ORGANIZATION THAT IS RUNNING TO STOP THE KAVANAUGH NOMINATION. THEY ARE WORKING IN CONCERT WITH DEBRA KATZ, THE LAWYER FOR FORD. IT’S WAY TOO SUSPICIOUS TO WHAT’S GOING ON. I WANTED TO BELIEVE HER. I STILL KIND OF BELIEVE SHE BELIEVES SOMETHING HAPPEN BUT IT DOESN’T SIT RIGHT. Greg: THE TIME HE MAKES IT SUSPICIOUS. JUAN COME I THINK WE’VE LEARNED THAT THE REAL TRAGEDIES WE ARE GOING TO LOSE PEOPLE LIKE JESSE FROM THE SUPREME COURT. Juan: I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO. HE IS SO DIVINE. Jesse: THEY WOULD HAVE BORKED ME BAD. Juan: I WILL BE YOUR LAWYER. Greg: THINK OF ALL THE “WATTERS WORLD” THEY WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH. Juan: I WOULD DEMAND THAT JESSE’S MOTHER TESTIFIED. Jesse: TESTIFIED AGAINST ME ME. Greg: JUAN, SHE DOESN’T TESTIFY IF YOU’RE GOING THROUGH ENTIRE PROCESS, WHAT CAN THE REPUBLICANS DO BUT JUST VOTE, RIGHT? Juan: THEY WOULD DO IT AT GREAT RISK. I THINK THEY WOULD BE SEEN AS BULLIES. THE QUESTION IS ABOUT THE PROCESS HERE. IT’S ABOUT THE DEMAND THAT SHE’S MAKING THAT THERE BE AN INVESTIGATION BEFORE SHE TESTIFY SO THAT THEY ARE TESTIFYING ABOUT KNOWN FACTS. THEY CAN HAVE SOME POINTS OF COMMONALITY IN THE NARRATIVE AND IT’S NOT JUST HE SAID-SHE SAID. THE CLEARLY THE FBI SAYS THERE WAS NO FEDERAL CRIME COMMITTED BECAUSE THIS IS A MATTER OF, I WOULD GUESS, IF IT WAS AN ASSAULT, MARYLAND LAW. THE DISTINCTION TO BE MADE FROM WHEN ANITA HILL SAID CLARENCE THOMAS WAS HARASSING HER WHILE SHE WAS WORKING FOR HIM IN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. THE PROBLEM HERE IS I THINK THERE IS AN EFFORT BY THE REPUBLICANS TO SAY WE DON’T WANT ANYMORE INVESTIGATIONS. WE DON’T WANT ANYTHING. WE JUST WANT TO GET A VOTE NOW. SEEMS LIKE THEY ARE RUSHING IT ALONG. Greg: IS AN SENATOR GRASSLEY TRYING — AREN’T THEY KIND OF BENDING OVER BACKWARDS TO MEET WITH THIS WOMAN PRIVATELY OR PUBLICLY, EVEN AREN’T THEY WILLING TO FLY TO SEE HER? THEY ARE DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE. Nicole: I THINK THE REPUBLICANS ARE DOING THE DUE PROCESS THAT THEY ARE SAYING. IT’S NOT THEIR FAULT OR CAME SO LATE IN THE GAME, SO FAR THE PROCESS. THEY ARE BEING VERY ACCOMMODATING AT THIS POINT IT DOES SEEM DOCTOR FOR DOESN’T MISS IT HAVING WANT TO TALK AT THIS POINT. SHE PROBABLY ISN’T GOING TO BE THERE MONDAY. I’M NOT SURE SHE’S CAN ALLOW ANYONE TO GO THERE. WE HAVE THESE HAZY DETAILS. FOR NOT GOING TO GET DETAILS TO HELP PROVE OR DISPROVE HER CLAIMS, THEY HAVE TO VOTE. Juan: WHY ARE YOU SAYING SHE THERE? HER LAWYER DID NOT SAY THAT. HER LAWYER SAID SHE WOULD LIKE AN INVESTIGATION BUT SHE DIDN’T PRECLUDE THE IDEA — Jesse: THERE’S NOT GOING TO BE AN FBI INVESTIGATION. THE FBI HAS SAID THAT. Juan: YOU ARE OBJECTING TO THE FACT THAT SHE SANG I WOULD LIKE AN INVESTIGATION? Jesse: IF YOU SAY I WANT AN INVESTIGATION, THEN SHE KNOWS IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Juan: OH, NO. I THINK YOU DON’T KNOW. TO ME, IT’S LIKE A NOVEL. WE DON’T KNOW WHERE IT’S GOING. Greg: THAT’S A GOOD POINT. I WAS GOING TO ROLL THE GRASSLEY STUFF. BUT I THINK WE ARE PAST HIM. Dana: THE GRASS HAS GROWN. Greg: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY. SHOULD WE ROLL IT? LET’S PLAY IT. I CAN’T BELIEVE I WASTED TIME. I’M FOCUSED RIGHT NOW ON DOING EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE DR. FORD COMFORTABLE WITH COMING BEFORE A COMMITTEE IN AN OPEN SESSION OR A CLOSED SESSION OR A PUBLIC OR A PRIVATE INTERVIEW. I HAVE HOPES THAT THIS PERSON WHO PLEADED THROUGH “THE WASHINGTON POST,” AND I DIDN’T LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT THIS UNTIL I READ HER NAME IN “THE WASHINGTON POST.” Dana: PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT PROCESS AND THE REPUBLICAN SIDE. I THINK THE REPUBLICANS HAVE A LOT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT WITH THE DEMOCRATS ON THE PROCESS I. DIANNE FEINSTEIN GETTING THIS LETTER TO THE CONGRESSMAN’S OFFICE IN JULY. DIANNE FEINSTEIN HAS SINCE SAID I WISH I COULD HAVE, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE. SHE IS A STATESMAN. SHE KNOWS WHAT WAS WRONG TO NOT LOOP THAT MEANT. SHE’S IN A VERY TOUGH ELECTION. YOU HAVE DEMAND JUSTICE, A NEW GROUP: THEY REALIZED, THE DEMOCRATS, THEY SPENT THREE DECADES BASICALLY NOT CARING ABOUT JUDICIAL NOMINATIONS AND THE REPUBLICANS AND CONSERVATIVES HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD ABOUT IT. THE REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN QUITE RESPONSIBLE. OKAY, SHE SHOULD BE HEARD. SHE SHOULD NOT BE INSULTED. THAT WAS THE FIRST THING KELLYANNE CONWAY SAID. THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN QUITE MUTED ABOUT IT. YOU CAN BE HEARD. YOU WILL BE HEARD. THERE’S A QUESTION ABOUT THIS IDEA, JUDGE NAPOLITANO SAID EARLIER ON THE 2:00 SHOW, SHOULD THE PRESIDENT ASKED THE FBI TO TAKE TWO WEEKS, SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND OUT, AND AT THE END OF THAT, THEN VOTE ON HIM AND ALLOW THEM TO GET SEATED BY NOVEMBER 1ST RATHER THAN OCTOBER 1ST. THAT’S NOT WHAT THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO. I DON’T THINK THEY ARE EVER, EVER GOING TO BE SATISFIED EVEN IF THERE ISN’T AN FBI INVESTIGATION AND THERE’S NOTHING THERE, THAT WHATEVER MATTER. BASICALLY THE DYES CAST KIND THAT’S WHY I FEEL THEY MIGHT JUST NEED TO CAST A VOTE. Greg: WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE UPCOMING BLOCK, SO WE WILL JUST SIT HERE QUIETLY AND READ OUR TWEETS. MORE ON THE BATTLE OVER BRETT KAVANAUGH NEXT ♪ ♪ I WOULD LIKE THE SENATORS DO IT. THEY ARE DOING A GREAT JOB. THEY HAVE GIVEN TREMENDOUS AMOUNTS OF TIME. THEY HAVE ALREADY POSTPONED A MAJOR HEARING. I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SEE HER COME I WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY. IF SHE SHOWS UP, THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. IF SHE DOESN’T SHOW UP, THAT WOULD BE UNFORTUNATE. Jesse: DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN QUICK TO JUDGE BRETT KAVANAUGH BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CLAIMS AGAINST CONGRESSMAN KEITH ELLISON? HIS ACCUSER IS SAYING SHE’S BEEN SMEARED BY HER OWN PARTY. AND THAT NO ONE IS LISTENING TO HER, SAYING ABOUT DEMOCRATS “NO, THEY DON’T. I HAVE BEEN SMEARED, THREATENED. ISOLATED FROM MY OWN PARTY. I HAVE PROVIDED MEDICAL RECORDS FROM 2017 STATING ON TWO DIFFERENT DOCTOR VISITS I TOLD THEM ABOUT THE ABUSE AND WHO DID IT. MY THERAPIST RELEASE RECORDS STATING THAT I’VE BEEN DEALING AND HEALING FROM THE ABUSE.” IS VERY DOUBLE STANDARD? Dana: IT DOES SEEM QUITE HYPOCRITICAL. WHEN THAT STORY WAS BREAKING, PEOPLE WERE CAUTIOUS AND THEY WANTED TO BE RESPECTFUL OF HER BUT NOBODY WANTED TO CRITICIZE KEITH ELLISON ON THE DEMOCRATIC SIDE. NOBODY SAID THERE SHOULD BE FBI INVESTIGATION. NO ONE SAID THE STATE FBI SHOULD LOOK INTO IT. HE WANTS TO BE, HE WANTS TO. BE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF MINNESOTA. IN CHARGED OF ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT. Juan: THIS IS SO MUCH WHAT ABOUT. Dana: WHAT ABOUT. WHY NOT? Juan: IN THIS CASE, GROUPS LIKE NOW SAID WE DON’T LIKE IT. WE DON’T THINK IT’S FAIR AND THEY HAVE ALL RESPONDED TO THIS WOMAN AND THE WOMAN SAID SHE HAD A TAPE, EVERYONE SAID LET’S SEE THE TAPE AND SHE’S REFUSED TO PRODUCE THE TAPE. THERE IS A HIGHE OF SKEPTICISM WITH REGARD TO THIS CASE. Dana: WAIT, WHY? Jesse: THERE IS ACTUAL EVIDENCE WHICH IS DOCUMENTED WITH REGARDS TO DOCTOR VISITS AND THIS IS ONLY A YEAR OR TWO APART VERSUS 36 YEARS AGO. NO CORROBORATING EVIDENCE. THAT’S A LOT DIFFERENT. Nicole: NOT OUTSIDE THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS ON THIS. Juan: TWO THINGS TO SAY. ONE IS SHE SAID SHE HAD A VIDEO AND HAS NOT PRODUCED IT. THE SECOND THING TO SAY IS YOU SAY THERE’S NO CORROBORATING EVIDENCE BUT I THINK THE PROFESSOR SAYS IN FACT SHE SAW THE THERAPIST, SPOKE TO HER HUSBAND. THIS IS A WAY BEFORE KAVANAUGH WAS NOMINATED TO THE SUPREME COURT. THESE THINGS ARE VERY REAL. I WILL SAY THIS, TO MY MIND, I READ WHERE PROFESSOR FORD IS BEING THREATENED, OR ADDRESS PUT ON THE INTERNET. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. WHAT WOMEN PUT UP WITH IF THEY DARE TO COME FORWARD. Dana: WHO WAS AT FAULT FOR LEAKING HER NAME? THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAD THIS LETTER WHERE THE CONGRESSWOMAN’S OFFICE, THE SENATOR’S OFFICE, DIANNE FEINSTEIN, AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND POSSIBLY THIS GROUP, DEMAND JUSTICE. IT WAS NOT THE REPUBLICANS WHO LEAKED HER NAME. Juan: I DON’T KNOW WHO LEAKED IT. I DON’T THINK YOU DO EITHER BUT THE POINT IS CONSERVATIVE GROUPS ARE NOW ASSOCIATED WITH THE LEAK LEAK. Dana: WHY? THEY DIDN’T LEAK IT. Juan: I WILL SAY THE OTHER PART OF THIS IS THE JUDGE KAVANAUGH’S FRIEND MARK JUDGE, WHO WAS WRITTEN ABOUT CAVORTING AND DRINKING AND BAD BEHAVIOR. HAS REFUSED NOW TO TESTIFY. Jesse: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHO DRANK IN HIGH SCHOOL. UNBELIEVABLE. THAT’S BREAKING NEWS. LET’S LISTEN TO I BELIEVE HER NAME IS MAZIE HIRONO. GREG PLAYED A LITTLE BIT OF THE SOUND OF THE TOP. IT’S WORTH REVIEWING, HERE’S WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT MEN. GUESS WHO IS PERPETUATING ALL THESE ACTIONS, IT’S THE MEN IN THIS COUNTRY AND I WANT TO SAY TO THE MEN IN THIS COUNTRY, JUST SHUT UP AND STEP UP. DO THE RIGHT THING FOR A CHANGE. Jesse: DR. SAPHIER, I FEEL REALLY ATTACKED. I CAN’T BELIEVE WE PUT UP WITH THIS ABUSE. Nicole: I AM A MOTHER OF THREE BOYS I HAVE A SOFT BOPPER BOYS. THESE WORDS ARE EXTERNALLY DIVISIVE. YOU HAVE DEMOCRATS SAYING HOW DIVISIVE OUR NATION IS. IT’S NOT HELPING. I SEE NO SOCIALLY VALUABLE OUTCOME TO ANY OF THIS. IT’S DELAYING A PROCESS THAT’S GOING TO END UP WITH A CONSERVATIVE JUDGE BEING CONFIRMED. I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM HER. IF SHE’S NOT GOING TO COME, SHE’S NOT GOING TO TESTIFY, VOTE. LET’S MOVE FORWARD. Jesse: LET’S MOVE FORWARD. GREG COME OR DO YOU THINK? Greg: YOU SEE THIS MORE AND MORE AND I THINK IT’S DOING PART OF SOCIAL MEDIA. PEOPLE INTERPRET THE WORST INTENT FROM SOMETHING YOU SAY. SO IF YOU SAY I’M GOING TO SAY JUDGE KAVANAUGH IS TARRED FOR LIFE BASED ON A MEMORY FROM 35 YEARS AGO INITIATED DURING A POLITICALLY MOTIVATED EVENT. IT NEVER WOULD’VE COME OUT OF IT HAD BY THE FACT THAT HE WAS UP FOR SUPREME COURT. THE PERSON MAKING THE ACCUSATION HAS UNCLEAR MEMORIES. HE IS TARRED FOR LIFE. THIS WILL ALWAYS BE ON HIS THING. IF I SAY THAT, PEOPLE WILL SAY OH, LOOK, HE FEEL SO BAD FOR THE ACCUSED RAPIST, THEY WILL SAY WHAT ABOUT THE VICTIMS? I AM TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY WHO IS NOT GETTING DUE PROCESS. A RETURN TO MY POINT, WHICH YOU’VE BROUGHT UP, WHAT ABOUT THE MEN IN YOUR LIFE? WE TALK ABOUT THE VICTIMS AND WE CARE ABOUT THE VICTIMS, BUT YOU’VE ALSO GOT TO CARRY BUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE PRESUMED INNOCENT. THOSE COULD BE YOUR BROTHERS ARE YOUR SONS OR YOUR FATHER’S AND IT COULD BE YOUR SISTERS. Nicole: YOU JUST SET IT YOURSELF. HE SAID HE’S AN ACCUSED RAPIST, AND THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE IS SAYING. NOT EVEN BEING ACCUSED OF RAPE. Greg: HE ACTUALLY IS. THEIR HEADLINES ARE SAYING — Nicole: THE MEDIA, THE HEADLINES ARE SAYING HE’S BEING ACCUSED OF RAPE AND THAT’S NOT EVEN WHAT SHE SAID. HIS REPUTATION IS TARNISHED TO MATTER WHAT, WHETHER HE DID IT OR NOT. Jesse: ECHOES TO COME I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SAYING THIS, BUT HILLARY CLINTON WHEN SHE WAS ON MS IVC IS RIGHT. SHE SAID EACH CASE HAS TO BE JUDGED ON ITS OWN MERITS. YOU DON’T SAY JUST BECAUSE A WOMAN MAKES AN ALLEGATION SHE HAS TO BE BELIEVED. YOU DON’T SAY JUST BECAUSE A MAN DIES AT, YOU’VE GOT TO LISTEN TO THE MAN. INNOCENT PROVEN GUILTY BUT JUDGE IT ON THE MERITS. I DON’T KNOW WHY WE ARE JUST NOT FOLLOWING THAT RIGHT HERE. Juan: YOU WANT TO FOLLOW HILLARY CLINTON? Jesse: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? I GET GUESS A BROKEN CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY. Nicole: IT WOULD DEFINITELY BE HYPOCRITICAL. Juan: I THINK MEN ARE DESERVING OF ALSO BEING HEARD AND THEIR RIGHTS DEFENDED BUT I WILL SAY FOR ALL OF US, I WONDER HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THE FACT THAT THROUGHOUT HISTORY, WOMEN DON’T GET HEARD. Jesse: WE ARE WAITING TO HEAR FROM THE DOCTOR ON MONDAY HOPEFULLY, WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. AS THE PRESIDENT LIKES TO SAY. HILLARY CLINTON REFUSING TO GO AWAY. NOW SHE IS WARNING US ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP’S “AUTHORITARIAN TENDENCIES.” ♪ ♪ Juan: WELCOME BACK. PRESIDENT TRUMP TRAVELING TO THE CAROLINAS TODAY. THE PRESIDENT SPOKE WITH RESIDENCE AND HANDED OUT WARM MEALS TO SOME OF THE PEOPLE IMPACTED BY THE BIG STORM. MEANWHILE, FORMER 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE HILLARY CLINTON IS BACK ON THE POLITICAL SCENE, OFFERING SOME DIRE PREDICTIONS ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP AND THE FUTURE OF OUR GOVERNMENT. WHAT I AM WORRIED ABOUT IS THAT THESE AUTHORITARIAN TENDENCIES THAT WE’VE SEEN THAT WORK IN THIS ADMINISTRATION WITH THIS PRESIDENT, LEFT UNCHECKED, COULD VERY WELL RESULT IN THE EROSION OF OUR INSTITUTIONS TO AN EXTENT THAT WE’VE NEVER IMAGINED POSSIBLE HERE. WHAT I WORRY ABOUT, RACHEL, IS THAT AFTER THIS ELECTION, THIS PRESIDENT IS GOING TO WHOLESALE FIRE PEOPLE. THAT’S MY PREDICTION FOR TONIGHT. HE WILL FIRE PEOPLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, PEOPLE IN HIS ADMINISTRATION WHO HE THINKS ARE CROSSING HIM, QUESTIONING HIM, UNDERMINING HIM. Juan: WOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M IN A CALL SHE JUST CAN’T STOP. THE ONLY REASON IS THAT SHE’S GOT AN UPDATE TO HER MEMOIR. GETTING TIRED OF HEARING HER OPINION. ONE THING THAT BOTHERED ME WAS WHEN SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP BEING AN AUTHORITARIAN. THIS IS NOT MADURO IN VENEZUELA WHERE THEY ARE HAVING, IT’S TRAGIC WHAT’S GOING ON THERE. WHAT’S HAPPENING IN THE UNITED STATES IS A BOOMING ECONOMY. IT’S THE OPPOSITE. WE ARE MORE VENEZUELAN IMMIGRANTS COMING TO THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE OF IT, FLEEING FROM A REAL AUTHORITARIAN TENDENCY AND DICTATOR. I AM KIND OF OVER LISTENING TO HER OPINION. SHE IS TIME FOR HER TO MOVE ON. SHE IS THE WRONG MESSENGER FOR ANYTHING AT THIS POINT. Juan: JESSE, I THINK TODAY STEVE DOOCY WAS SAYING THAT HE AGREES WITH HILLARY, THE TRUMPET IS GOING TO FIRE A LOT OF PEOPLE AFTER THE MIDTERMS. Jesse: HE SHOULD FIRE PEOPLE WHO ARE UNDERMINING HIM. IF HILLARY HAS A PROBLEM WITH DRUM FIRING PEOPLE UNDERMINING HIM, SHE MUST WANT PEOPLE UNDERMINING HIM. LIKE THE ANONYMOUS OP-ED WRITER. I THINK TRUMP SHOULD FIRE THAT PERSON. I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE’S SAYING. AMERICA LOVES WHEN PEOPLE GET FIRED IN WASHINGTON. THAT’S WHY WE SENT OUT THERE. THE PHRASES AUTHORITARIAN TENDENCIES ERODING OUR INSTITUTIONS ARE THE REASON HILLARY CLINTON DIDN’T WIN THE ELECTION. SHE’S NOT CONNECTING AND SHE SOUNDS LIKE JOHN KERRY AND SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE’S AT A SYMPOSIUM. SPEAK LIKE A REAL PERSON. THIS IS CABLE. SHOOT FROM THE HIP AND SPEAK FROM THE HEART. PEOPLE DON’T GO TO POLLS TO FIGHT THE EROSION OF INSTITUTIONS. PEOPLE DON’T GO TO A RALLY WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS “STOP THE EROSION OF OUR INSTITUTIONS.” IT DOESN’T CONNECT AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS JUST WHINING ABOUT A TOUGH GUY WHO CAME TO THE SWAMP AND STARTED KICKING BUTT AGAINST THE ESTABLISHMENT. Juan: TODAY THE PRESIDENT TWEETING HE DOESN’T HAVE AN ATTORNEY GENERAL. SHE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT AN ANONYMOUS WRITER. HE IS TALKING ABOUT FIRING THE ATTORNEY GENERAL BECAUSE HE WON’T DO WHAT TRUMP WANTS WITH REGARD TO THE RUSSIA PROBE. Jesse: I THINK EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SESSIONS IS ON HIS LAST LEG. Juan: YOU DO AGREE WITH HILLARY IN THAT SENSE. Jesse: THAT’S TWICE. Juan: DANA, SHE SAID THERE’S FIVE MAIN AREAS OF THREATS FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP UNDERMINING THE LAW, FAILING TO PROTECT THE ELECTION SYSTEM FROM RUSSIA, ATTACKING JOURNALISTS, CORRUPTION, RACIST SUBTEXTS OF VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING TRUMP SAYS. WHAT DO YOU THINK? Dana: THOSE ARE THINGS DEMOCRATS WANT TO RUN ON AND THEY ARE RUNNING ON THEM HARD IN THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS. JUST TODAY THE FOX POWER RANKINGS CHRIS STIREWALT RUNS SHOWED IN THE IMPROVEMENT, ESPECIALLY IN NEVADA. LOOKS LIKE DEAN HELLER IS DOING A LOT BETTER. YOU REPUBLICANS FIGURING OUT WAYS TO RUN BASED ON WHAT THEIR STATE NEEDS AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO RUN WITH TRUMP AND NOT AGAINST HIM NECESSARILY BUT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF DISTANCE, AND IT’S WORKING SOME OF THOSE STATES. AT THE END OF ALL THIS, LET’S SAY MAY BE THE REPUBLICANS DON’T LOSE THE HOUSE. MAYBE THEY HOLD ON BY A FEW. MAY BE BE THEY LOSE THE HOUSE. LOOKS LIKE REPUBLICANS WILL KEEP THE SENATE. IF DEMOCRATS REALLY WANT TO SUCCEED, TALKING ABOUT, LIKE YOUR ADDRESS SYMPOSIUM, ISN’T NECESSARILY GOING TO WORK. I THINK THAT WHAT MICHELLE OBAMA IS DOING IS A MUCH MORE HELPFUL THING FOR DEMOCRATS. SHE’S GOING TO HAVE A BIG NEW EFFORT. SHE’S DOING A BIG CELEBRITY THING, VOTER TURNOUT AND VOTER REGISTRATION. DEMOCRATS ARE VERY GOOD AT REGISTERING NEW VOTERS AND IF YOU REGISTER A VOTERS, THEY ARE 99% LIKELY TO VOTE THAT FIRST YEAR THAT THEY REGISTER. THAT’S WHERE A LOT OF ENERGY SHOULD BE PLACED IF YOU WANT TO WIN. Juan: SO GREG COME OUT LOCK HER UP? Greg: YES, IMMEDIATELY. SHE IS LIKE “LOOK WHO’S TALKING 3.” EVERY ITERATION GETS WORSE. IF YOU BEGIN YOUR EVIDENCE OF AUTHORITARIANISM WITH HE SAYS X, YOU HAVE TO IMMEDIATELY DISCOUNTED. HE SAYS THINGS I THINK ARE RACIST OR HE SAYS THINGS THAT ARE MADE ABOUT THE PRESS. THAT’S NOT ANYTHING BECAUSE THAT’S NOT AN ACTUAL DEED. MEANWHILE, HE HASN’T STOPPED THE MEDIA. HE HAS WOKEN IT UP. AUTHORITARIANS DON’T DO THAT. HE HASN’T STARTED WARS. HE IS TRYING TO PREVENT THEM. AUTHORITARIANS DON’T DO THAT. HE WANTS TO BRING THE TROOPS HOME. THAT’S ALL HE’S BEEN TALKING ABOUT. AUTHORITARIANS WANT TO SEND TROOPS OUT. AND HE WANTS OTHER COUNTRIES TO PITCH AND MILITARILY AND THAT’S NOT AUTHORITARIAN. NOVEMBER 2020, IT WILL BE THE AUTHORITARIAN CAUSING VIOLENCE IN THE STREETS. PROGRESSIVES ARE MERELY FASCISTS IN CAMMO. IF THINGS DON’T GO THEIR WAY, THEY ARE GOING TO BE THE ONES HITTING PEOPLE OVER THE HEADS, NOT TRUMP FANS. Juan: I DON’T WANT ANYBODY HITTING ANYBODY. STAY WITH US. WILD CARD WEDNESDAY COMING UP ON “THE FIVE”.” ♪ ♪ Dana: IT’S TIME FOR WILD CARD WEDNESDAY. ♪ ♪ “JOKERS WILD.” WE NEED TO PICK A TOPIC. NONE OF US KNOWS THE STORIES IN EACH OTHER’S SELECTED TOPICS. SOMETIMES WE GET THROUGH A FEW OF THESE. I WILL START WITH THIS. I AM TRYING TO OPEN IT. WHAT’S GOING ON? MAROON 5 IS PERFORMING AT THE 2019 SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW FEBRUARY 3RD AT THE MERCEDES-BENZ STADIUM IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA. GREG, THIS HAS GOT TO BE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE. Greg: NO SURPRISE, THAT WAS MY PICK OF STORIES. THIS IS OFFICIALLY WORSE THAN THE KNEELING. YOU KNOW HOW I FELT ABOUT THE KNEELING AND FOOTBALL. THIS MAKES KNEELING TOTALLY PATRIOTIC BECAUSE IF THEY ARE AT HALFTIME, EVERYONE HAS TO KNEEL BECAUSE THIS IS AN AWFUL, AWFUL BAND. DO WE HAVE TAPE OF THE WORST PART? PLEASE PLAY IT. ♪ ♪ Greg: HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO THAT AND NOT WANT TO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE? Jesse: HE NAILED IT. Greg: HE IS LIKE A CAR ALARM. Jesse: ADAM LEVINE. Greg: YOU PEOPLE DON’T KNOW MUSIC. Juan: I LIKE MAROON 5. IT’D LANTE, THE HOME OF HIP-HOP? WOULDN’T THEY PICK A HIP-HOP ARTIST? Nicole: HE HAS RANGE BUT NOT NECESSARILY — Dana: ANOTHER ONE IS RESTAURANTS TO GET LOBSTERS HIGH ON MARIJUANA BEFORE KILLING THEM THEM. THEY ARE EXPERIMENTING IN MAINE. GETTING THEM HIGH BEFORE KILLING THEM AND COOKING THEM. Jesse: I CHOSE THIS ONE. I WANTED TO KNOW WHY OR HOW YOU GET A LOBSTER HIDE. Greg: YOU RENT A MOVIE AND YOU CALL YOUR DEALER. IT’S ONE POT TO ANOTHER POT. Nicole: I READ THE ARTICLE TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY DID THIS. IT STILL DIDN’T ANSWER THE QUESTION. Jesse: DID YOU SAY YOU ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE? ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF NOT READING THE ARTICLE? Nicole: IT STILL DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE. THEY PUT THEM IN AN AQUARIUM WITH A COUPLE INCHES OF WATER AND THEN THEY INFUSE SMOKE DIRECTLY INTO THE WATER WITH THE LOBSTERS ARE IN. Greg: IT’S LIKE A BONG. Nicole: THEY SAY THAT THE LOBSTERS ARE MORE CALM AND NOT TRYING TO ATTACK EACH OTHER. Jesse: OUR FAMILY IN MAINE WOULD PUT THE LOBSTERS IN THE POT OF BOILING WATER AND WHEN YOU KILL THEM LIKE THAT, IT TENDS TO TENSE THEIR MUSCLES AND THE MEAT IS NOT AS TENDER. Greg: THEY ARE SUFFERING EXTRICATING PAIN. Jesse: NOW WE JUST STABBED THEM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD. Dana: OKAY. Juan: WOW. IT’S INTERESTING. I SEE YOU GET RED SOMETIMES AND THINK MAYBE HE’S A LOBSTER. Jesse: DON’T TEST ME, WILLIAMS. Dana: ANOTHER ONE HERE, LAWN MORE PARENTS ARE THE NEW HELICOPTER MOMS. THEY GO TO WHATEVER LENGTH NECESSARY TO PREVENT THEIR CHILD FROM HAVING TO FACE ADVERSITY, STRUGGLE, OR FAILURE. INSTEAD OF PREPARING CHILDREN FOR CHALLENGES, THEY MOW OBSTACLES DOWN. Nicole: THAT WOULD BE ME. BEING A MOTHER, A PARENT, YOU WANT TO PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN BUT HAS THE PENDULUM SWUNG TOO FAR THIS POINT? WE ARE TAKING AWAY ORAL PRESENTATIONS AT SCHOOL. TAKING AWAY GRADES SO PEOPLE DON’T GET THEIR FEELINGS HURT. HOW ARE THEY GOING TO SURVIVE? I CAN SAY THIS BECAUSE I AM ON THE CUSP OF BEING A MILLENNIAL. MILLENNIAL DON’T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRUGGLES, ANY SORT OF TURMOIL. I THINK IT’S A BAD PRECEDENT FOR THE FUTURE. Jesse: SO WHAT SHOULD WE BE DOING WITH KIDS? Nicole: THESE L’AMOUR MOMS — Jesse: CHASE THEM WITH A LOT MORE? Nicole: YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT BEING BULLIED. IT’S A FINE LINE. THE SECOND LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH IN TEENAGERS AND SUICIDE. Jesse: THEY DO GET BULLIED, YOU TELL THEM TO PUNCH THE BULLY IN THE FACE. Nicole: ARE NOT GONNA SAY WHAT I SAY IN MY HOUSE. Greg: MARTIAL ARTS. Nicole: I SAY DEFEND YOURSELVES, WHETHER IT’S VERBALLY OR PHYSICALLY. Dana: WHY COLLEGE STUDENTS DON’T VOTE ABSENTEE. I LOVE THIS ONE. FOCUS GROUPS ON MANY — FOUND MANY COLLEGE STUDENTS WILL GO THROUGH THE PROCESS OF APPLYING FOR THE BALLOTS, FILL IT OUT, REGISTER, BUT THEY FAILED TO MAIL THEM BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW WHERE TO GET STAMPS. Greg: IT’S A FAIR POINT. JUAN, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LICKED A STAMP? Dana: YOU DON’T HAVE TO LICK THEM. THEY ARE SELF-ADHESIVE. Greg: NO WONDER THEY DON’T STICK. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE TO GET THESE? YOU CAN HAVE THEM MAILED TO YOU. NEVER MIND. YOU NEED A MAILBOX. Jesse: HOW MUCH DOES A STAMP COST? Dana: $0.32 OR SOMETHING. IN MY DAY, GUTFELD. ALL THE HOURS YOU SPEND STARING AT YOUR PHONE ARE MAKING YOUR DOG SAD. THIS IS TRUE. DOGS ARE LIKE KIDS, THEY CAN TELL THE PHONE IS BASICALLY TAKING UP ALL YOUR ATTENTION. Juan: IT’S NOT YOUR HUSBAND. IT’S NOT PETER. IT’S JASPER. Dana: MOSTLY JASPER. Greg: YOU ACTUALLY THINK DOGS CARE? Juan: I SAID ONE TIME THAT A DOG DIDN’T HAVE A SOUL AND SHE DIDN’T SPEAK TO ME FOR WEEKS. Dana: WHY DON’T YOU SAY IT AGAIN WE WILL SEE WITH THE INTERNET HAS TO SAY? WE ARE GOING TO GO NOW, SINCE WE HAVE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE, WHY NOT GET ALL OUR MEDICAL QUESTIONS ANSWERED. ♪ ♪ Nicole: SINCE I AM THE DOCTOR, THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE, THE FIVE HAD SEVERAL MEDICAL QUESTIONS FOR ME. APPARENTLY THEY HAVE MORE. IT’S TIME TO ASK THE DOCTOR ANYTHING. WAIT, HOLD ON. I’M NOT QUITE READY. Juan: LOOK AT THIS. Dana: YOU ARE SUITED UP. Juan: YOU ARE TELLING ME IN THE BREAK THAT IN YOUR WORK, YOU ARE A CANCER DOCTOR, THAT YOU’VE SEEN SOME BREAKTHROUGHS IN 3D MAMMOGRAPHY. I AM INTERESTED IN THAT BUT REALLY I’M INTERESTED BECAUSE THERE’S A THERMONUCLEAR SCANNING THAT YOU CAN SCAN YOUR WHOLE BODY AND THEN APPARENTLY THAT WILL TELL YOU IF YOU HAVE ANY ILLNESSES OR PROBLEMS. I’M THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD DO IT. Nicole: THERMOGRAPHY IS WHAT I THINK YOU ARE REFERRING TO. THAT’S A SCAN THAT DETECTS ANY INCREASE OF HEAT OR METABOLISM WITHIN YOUR BODY. THE PROBLEM I HAVE WITH THAT IS IT’S NOT VERY SPECIFIC AND IS NOT THAT SENSITIVE. IT HASN’T REALLY PROVEN TO WORK. IF SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I WILL USE CONVENTIONAL METHODS TO LOOK AT IT LIKE A CT SCANNER ULTRASOUND. IF THERE IS NOTHING THERE, THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE SCAN? I CAN’T BIOPSY BASED OFF THERMOGRAPHY. IS IT A FALSE POSITIVE, A CANCER WE ARE MISSING? TO WORK EVERY TIME I MET THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE, THEY TELL ME I AM HOT. [LAUGHTER] Dana: GREG, WE KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS. Greg: I WANTED TO ASK ABOUT ICE CREAM HEADACHES. BUT I FIGURED SOMEONE ELSE CAN ASK THAT. NEW RESEARCH RELEASED TODAY, THIS IS MIND-BLOWING, CLAIMS HOLDING IN FLATULENCE LEADS TO THE OFFENDING GAS EXITING YOUR MOUTH IS BAD BREATH. BECAUSE OF THE ONE SYSTEM. YOU HAVE TWO OUTLETS. IF YOU BLOCK ONE OUTLET, IT FINDS AN ALTERNATIVE ROUTE. YOU ARE A DOCTOR. VERIFY THIS. Nicole: I HAVE YET TO SEE THAT STUDY. BUT I WILL TELL YOU THAT FROM THE MOUTH TO THE OTHER END IS ALL CONNECTED. IT’S A CLOSED SYSTEM. Dana: WHY DO THEY HAVE TO DO A STUDY? Nicole: BAD BREATH TENDS TO COME FROM BACTERIA IN YOUR MOUTH. IT’S UNLIKELY IT’S INTERMIXING. IF THERE IS A STUDY COME I’M HAPPY TO LOOK AT IT. Greg: I THINK IT IMPLIES THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BREAK WIND. Juan: YOU SHOULD STOP LOOKING AT “MAD” MAGAZINE FOR MEDICAL ADVICE. Dana: YESTERDAY, ANOTHER STUDY CAME OUT THAT SAID IT TURNS OUT HIGH CHOLESTEROL IS REALLY NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL FOR PEOPLE. NOW YOU HAVE THREE DECADES OF PEOPLE BEING ON MEDICINE BECAUSE OF THEIR CHOLESTEROL. DO YOU THINK THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE TO BE ON IT? Jesse: WHY DO DOCTORS GET IT SO LONG? Nicole: I DIDN’T SEE THAT STUDY EITHER. I GUESS I’M NOT KEEPING UP. Jesse: ARE YOU A REAL DOCTOR? [LAUGHTER] Nicole: CHOLESTEROL IS A CATCH-22. PEOPLE BEING OVER TREATED FOR HIGH CHOLESTEROL? ABSOLUTELY. THEY ARE HAVING THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS OF MEDICINE AND INTERVENTIONS BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING MAY BE TOO AGGRESSIVELY TREATED FOR THEIR CHOLESTEROL. BAD CHOLESTEROL ABSOLUTELY DOES CAUSE CORONARY ARTERY DISEASE, HEART DISEASE, STROKES, A LOT OF BAD THINGS. I’M NOT GOING TO SAY, NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THAT STUDY IS SAYING THAT HIGH COLLATERAL IS A GOOD THING. ABSOLUTELY NOT BUT I WOULD VENTURE TO SAY THEY ARE SAYING THAT OVERTREATMENT IS A BAD THING, WHICH I MAY AGREE WITH. Jesse: JUAN HAS BEEN EXHIBITING SOME SIGNS OF TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO HELP HIM? Nicole: I HAVE TO COMMEND JUAN THAT HE SITS HERE EVERY DAY WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE VERY DIFFERENT OPINIONS FROM HIM, AND I WOULD SAY THAT IN ITSELF IS VERY HEALTHY FOR HIM. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO NECESSARILY ALWAYS SURROUND YOURSELF WITH LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE BECAUSE — Juan: NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME. Nicole: I THINK IT’S GREAT. Jesse: GREG WANTS TO KNOW, HOW DO YOU BOOST TESTOSTERONE? STEVE WORK I DO WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ICE CREAM HEADACHES. YOU EITHER HAVE AN ICE CREAM HEADACHE OR A COLD THROAT. YOU HAVE SOMETHING CALLED VERY QUICKLY. I CAN’T EAT THOSE SHAKES FROM STARBUCKS BECAUSE I GET A MASSIVE. IT IS LIKE THE END OF THE EARTH. I HAVE FRIENDS AND IT HAPPENS IN THE BACK OF THE THROAT. Nicole: COLD CAUSES THINGS TO CONSTRICT. BLOOD VESSELS, AIRWAYS. WHEN YOU STEP OUT OF IT’S COLD OUTSIDE, YOU FEEL THE TIGHTENING IN YOUR CHEST. THAT’S THE SAME IN YOUR THROAT. HEADACHES ARE CAUSED BY AN INCREASE OR DECREASE OF BLOOD FLOW. Greg: IF IT LASTED MORE THAN A MINUTE AND I WOULD KILL MYSELF. Jesse: IT’S LIKE A MIGRAINE. Greg: IT’S WORSE. IS THERE A DRUG FOR THAT? Juan: I THINK IT’S CALLED MARIJUANA. A [LAUGHTER] Greg: I KNOW A FEW LOBSTERS. Dana: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEDICAL MARIJUANA FOR TREATMENT FOR CANCER PATIENTS. Nicole: CANCER PAIN, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO BONE AND NERVE PAIN, IS EXCRUCIATING. OPIOIDS DO WORK FOR THAT BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF CANCER PATIENTS WHO BENEFIT FROM MEDICAL MARIJUANA. Dana: WOULD BE BETTER THAN TAKING IT OPIOID? Nicole: THE THING WITH MARIJUANA IS YOU CAN HAVE TERRIBLE NAUSEA WHEN IT COMES TO CANCER PAIN AND CANCER AND THE MEDICATIONS IN GENERAL. MEDICAL MARIJUANA HELPS WITH THAT. Greg: OPIOIDS GETTING A BAD RAP? Nicole: ABSOLUTELY. THERE IS A PLACE FOR OPIOIDS. Greg: THANK YOU. WE ARE IN AN OPIOID PANIC. Nicole: “ONE MORE THING” IS UP NEXT. Jesse: SOME PANIC OVER HERE ♪ ♪ TIME FOR ONE MORE THING. JESSE. IT REALLY RAINED HARD YESTERDAY AND FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT UNDERSTAND LIVING IN NEW YORK CITY, THE SUBWAYS WHEN IT RAINS IS A COMPLETE DISASTER. HERE’S AN EXAMPLE OF LIFE IN THE NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY WHEN IT RAINS IN NEW YORK CITY. SO THIS IS ACTUALLY A SUBWAY IN THE CITY AND PEOPLE COULDN’T EVEN GET ON AND OFF THE SUBWAY BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT THE SUBWAY WATER THAT WAS COMING IN WAS NOT WATER. NO, IT WAS SEWAGE. THAT WAS ACTUALLY SEWAGE WATER THAT WAS POURING ONTO THE SUBWAY THAT PEOPLE WERE WRITING. THANKS, CUOMO! THIS IS A POOP-ORIENTED SHOW. MARTHA MacCALLUM’S SHOW TONIGHT. GREAT SEGUE. A 5-WEEK-OLD KITTEN WAS RESCUED FROM UNDER A CAR AT A MONSTER TRUCK RACE THIS PAST WEEKEND. THE KITTEN WAS HIDING IN A JUNK CAR THAT WAS USED FOR THE MONSTER TRUCKS TO DRIVE OVER AND WHEN AND ONLOOKERS NOTICED THE CAT IN THE CAR CROWD STARTED CHANTING SAVE THE CAT. THE CRUISE QUICKLY RAN IN, LIFTED THE JUNKER, FREEING THE KITTEN AND GOODNESS, SPECTATORS IMMEDIATELY FELL IN LOVE WITH, THEY NAMED HER SHOWSTOPPER AFTER SHE WAS ABLE TO BRING THE LOUD MONSTER TRUCK CROWD TO A HALT AND JIM MURDOCH NEWS 12 BROUGHT THIS TO US. ISN’T IT CUTE? THAT WOULD BE SCARY. HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE SURVIVED. IF YOU PRETTY SMALL. GO FIND MY PODCAST. I INTERVIEW ONE OF MY IDOLS. THAT MEANS I ADMIRE HIM. HE DOESN’T ADMIRE ME. GO TO FOXNewsPodcast.com. A 30 MINUTE GREAT INTERVIEW. WE TALK ABOUT HIS NEW BOOK WHICH IS CALLED “NONE OF MY BUSINESS” IN WHICH HE EXPLAINS ALL THE KINDS OF ECONOMIC IDEAS. I LOVE THAT. HE’S AWESOME. HE’S A GREAT WRITER. MY TURN. LOOK AT THIS. I HAVE A NEW BOOK COMING OUT ON TUESDAY. YOU’VE GOT TO GET TO THE BOOKSTORE, GO TO AMAZON, BARNES & NOBLE. HERE ARE SOME OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY READING THEIR ADVANCED COPIES. THE BOOK IS GETTING TERRIFIC REVIEWS, CALLED THE BOOK RELEVANT, WELL GROUNDED, A RESPONSE FROM A VETERAN JOURNALIST. THIS BOOK IS GOING TO INSPIRE YOU, MOVE ALL AMERICANS. HISTORIAN DOUG BRINKLEY HIGHLY RECOMMENDS IT AND CALLS A VIVID INVESTIGATION INTO TRUMP AND CIVIL RIGHTS. SO CONSERVATIVE OR LIBERAL, IF YOU ARE IN “THE FIVE”‘S AUDIENCE, THIS WILL GET YOU THINKING, TALKING ABOUT TRUMP AND THE CONTROVERSIAL ISSUE OF HOW HE DEALS WITH RACE. I WOULD LIKE YOU TO PREORDER YOUR COPY TODAY AND I WANT TO SAY THANKS IN ADVANCE. AS YOU KNOW, THE BOOK OFFICIALLY HITS THE BOOKSTORES TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 25TH. TAKE A READ. THREE MONSTER CHRISTMAS. THAT’S A GOOD IDEA. A GREAT STOCKING STUFFER, AS THEY SAY. DO YOU GET A STOCKING? NO, I DON’T GET A STOCKING. I AM AGAINST A ROSARY OF CURRENT. ANYWAY, NICOLE. A BEAUTIFUL STORY. 10-YEAR-OLD HAYES WAS DIAGNOSED WITH CEREBRAL PALSY AT EIGHT MONTHS OLD AND RELIES ON A MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR TO GET AROUND. ALWAYS BEEN A DIEHARD FOOTBALL FAN BUT HADN’T BEEN ABLE TO BE PART OF THE TEAM UNTIL HIS FRIENDS ASKED HIM TO JOIN THE TIGERS FOR THE GAME AGAINST THE RIVAL. AT THE END OF THE GAME THEY HAD ONE MORE PLAY. HAYES GOT TO CARRY THE BALL ALL OF ALL THE WAY TO THE END ZONE FOR HIS FIRST TOUCHDOWN EVER. THE CROWD CHEERED HIM ON ENCHANTED HIS NAME AS HE MADE HIS WAY DOWN THE FIELD WHICH ENDED IN CELEBRATORY HUDDLE ALL AROUND HIM. I NEED TO DO IT CORRECT THE RECORD. A STAMP IS ACTUALLY $0.49. ONE WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ACTUALLY SAW A STAMP? YOU ARE SO OUT OF TOUCH, DANA DANA. THE WAY YOU BULLY HER. HOW MUCH IS A LOAF OF BREAD MR. WATERS. ABOUT 2.35. NO, IT ISN’T. I SHOP AT WHOLE FOODS. MR. UPSCALE. NOW WE KNOW WHO THE ELITE ARE. YOU ARE SHOPPING IN A DIFFERENT PLACE. I WOULD GO ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT WITH YOU. YOU WHAT? I WOULD. THAT’S A CRAZY SHOW. THERE IS DEVIL MUSIC IN THAT SHOW. SET YOUR DVRs, NEVER MISS AN EPISODE OF “THE FIVE.” SHE’S THE BEST AND THAT NEWS, I

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