Your Healthy Friend Who Still Does Drugs



yeah it's all in there that wheel went to three different places hey guys hey wow that looks healthy yeah it's kale quinoa black beans it's full of calcium protein and fiber for bone tissue and digestive health sounds great but you should have some of these for dessert yeah honestly I wouldn't put anything that you guys are eating into my body I like to make my lunches include only plant-based foods that are rich in amino acids that boost my immune system well your immune system is sort of a comfortable are you making a cocktail right now yeah if I crave something that tastes sweet I have fruit come on you're bragging about being healthy while you're making two alcoholic drinks yeah it has berries in it that I hand-picked at my local community garden that I volunteer at on the weekends vodka is bad feel liver and has a lot of calories in it blueberries are sooo perfect they're full of antioxidants that keep my bones healthy and they protect me from free radicals I drink a ton of water it is so essential for skin and kidney health water is healthy not water with 15 xanaxs in it here I want to see that yep just processed sugar if you want to do something healthy come to the yoga class I'm teaching it's exam tomorrow this is ridiculous it can't be so self-righteous about food when you're sucking fucking nitrous out of a goddamn lipcream tank Sahra had a square like you guys there is nothing better than treating your mind body and soul to some physical exercise and meditation well I think all the drugs you're taking outweigh all of that but these are just fun and they expand my mind which is so important for mental health by the way Zach that burger you're eating can lead to colon cancer now you're judging what we eat while you're about to do a huge mountain of cocaine I mean it's so hip is that my credit card trust me I'm a total health junkie how can you preach about health when you're about to load your veins with heroin it's not a big deal Zach so that is good time this is why obesity is such a problem people just don't care enough about their bodies I can't with her anymore it is too much preaching hey Kenny welcome to the Raider meeting let's hear some sketch pitches hypocrite hi it's Katie mere rich from CollegeHumor if you want to subscribe click over here and for more fun stuff click over here and if you want access to CollegeHumor a secret site make sure you send your social security number your credit card information and your mother's maiden name in a private message to me

27 comments

  1. Seriously, I don't like people preaching about food, but greasy burgers fries and pop doesn't seem like a healthy thing to eat every week.

  2. College humor is part of the Illuminati and they are manipulating us to get us to join,they have the symbol of it in every single video(I think I haven’t checked) but this is still part of Illuminati.

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